My Mom has chickens.
This still kind of weirds me out. I grew up in the suburbs. No one has chickens in the suburbs. Now my Mom lives in the country -- Upper Bucks County, Pennsylvania, to be exact -- and she's got a couple of dozen chickens running around. They lay eggs. They crow at inappropriate, non-dawn times. They make chicks.
She names them all, of course. My last trip there she referred to two black-and-white chickens (like I know the breeds; are you kidding?) as "Salt and Pepper." Somehow I heard "Salt-N-Pepa". Which got my mind to thinking: what if she named all her chickens after rap stars? Lil' Kim? Puff Chicken? Ol' Dirty Rooster? The Notorious H.E.N.?
This still makes me chuckle. Any further chicken name suggestions can be left below.
| Chickens | Birds |
EminHen?
Hen-DMC?
Tu-peck?
Grandmaster Henny Penny and the Furious Dozen?
Tu-Peck. Now I'm chuckling all over again....
Comment #3 :: link :: August 29, 2002 09:00 AMC.Y. Ditty Ditty (Cock Your Doodle Doo)
Grand Master Scratch
H.L. Cool Cluck (H.L. = Hens Love)
The Big Pecker
En Hatch (a la En Vogue)
