P0rn really is dangerous

Found on littlefros: Radioactive Consumer Products. Now I'd heard about gas lantern mantles, smoke detectors, the old red Fiestaware, and of course glow-in-the-dark watch faces.

But... Brazil nuts? They have 1000 times the radium as other foods. Kaopectate? Evidently, the Georgia clay, kaolin, (used to) give the Kao to Kaopectate, and "contains elevated levels of the uranium and thorium decay series." Not to worry, since "it would be necessary to consume over 1000 pounds [of Kaopectate] a year to exceed the annual limit of intake (ALI) established by the International Commission on Radiological Protection (ICRP)." The authors wryly add that "if you are using that much antidiarrhea medication, you have more important things to worry about than exceeding the ICRP's ALI."

Most shocking of all -- this same kaolin is used to coat paper to give glossy magazines their gloss. Giving rise to what is perhaps the greatest scientific chart ever published:

chart showing radioactivty of a Playboy Magazine

Yes, Playboy magazine is radioactive. This explains so much of my adolescence.



M E-L posted this on July 28, 2004 10:20 AM

This post is filed under: Print, Science & Technology
Comments
MS wrote:

Well, now it's all clear. The doctor claimed my superhuman powers resulted from radiation exposure, but where did I get such exposure?

Comment #1 :: link :: July 29, 2004 7:38 AM
Colin wrote:

Dude, I do not want to know what those superpowers are.

Comment #2 :: link :: July 30, 2004 12:18 PM
Ennis wrote:

Simple. MS can now read porn in the dark!

Comment #3 :: link :: July 30, 2004 6:52 PM :: homepage
Ennis wrote:

Simple. MS can now read porn in the dark!

Comment #4 :: link :: July 30, 2004 6:52 PM :: homepage
Post a comment










Type the characters you see in the picture above.

















Ishbadiddle buttonTriptronix buttonMovable Type buttonCreative Commons buttonCSS Tableless buttonNotepad buttonMax Design buttonLogin buttonEmail button

ageless buttonNYC Blogger buttonGeoURL buttonBlogShares buttonTechnorati button

Flying Spaghetti MonsterGet Firefox!Stand up for your rights

Ishbadiddle Full Posts Feed ButtonIshbadiddle Posts Excerpts Feed ButtonBloglines subscribe buttonIshbadiddle LiveJournal Feed ButtonIshbadiddle Twitter Button