ISHBADIDDLE EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT ISHBADIDDLE

Recent comments by Pat Robertson about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez have been denounced as calling for his "assassination." Nothing could be further from the truth! Proof: Ari has yet to remind us that one bullet is cheaper than a war. Further proof? This double-secret document found in Pat's locker shows that he meant something a bit different by "take him out":

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