Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. I mean, I believe that Christmas, it's almost proven that Christmas has nuclear weapons, can be an imminent threat to this country, that they have operative ties with terrorists and I believe that we should sacrifice thousands of American lives in pursuit of this war on Christmas.
-- Sam Seder on CNN, via Eschaton.
Just read the whole transcript: Pretty Funny! It reminds me of Jon Stewats bit "Great Moments in Punditry as read by Children".
However, the anchor brings up that the religious Right is boycotting Target because they instruct their employees to say Happy Holidays. I was already boycotting Target because they alow their pharmacists to refuse birth-control pills if they feel it violates their own conscience. We are now strange bed-fellows. I propose a compromise: Every Target shopper should be greeted with the "Merry Christmas, please enjoy one of our complimentary Morning After pills"
Actually the best quote, is from the same bit. When asked "how do you know all this?" is his answer is:
"Well, we tortured an elf...."
Comment #2 :: link :: December 14, 2005 8:19 PMPatrick: my co-workers are all wondering why I'm laughing so loudly!
Comment #3 :: link :: December 15, 2005 10:50 AMNot nearly as Orwellian as the non-ironic puff piece on the President I saw on the news on Monday night. Shudder. Have new definitions of news and oppression come out to go along with the one on torture?
Comment #4 :: link :: December 15, 2005 1:23 PM
