This stock-shilling spam I received is nearly a work of art. The actual spam was attached as an image, the text is merely to make the email seem like an actual missive:
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large wave, Urgent letter -- by "Elvin"
Big tree fall down, goat bite he leaf. Experience is a wonderful thing It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
Coin a phrase Happiness is wanting what you have - not having what you want If you believe everything you read, you better not read
Many things are lost for want of asking Seeing is believing
Talk is cheap A good tree brings forth good fruit. Lil boy nah climb ladder to turn big man.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. All lay loads on a willing horse! No Good Building Without a Good Foundation A lender nor borrower be.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul. Misery loves company Dont teach your grandmother to suck eggs What we see depends mainly on what we look for
He who hesitates is lost.
He who drinks Australian Thinks Australian In a battle between elephants, the ants get squashed There are two sides to every question A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just weight is his delight. Its too late to shut the stable door after the horse has bolted Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance. Seldom seen, soon forgotten Fear lends wings
They that walk much in the sun will be tanned at last
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Civility costs nothing Speak when you are spoken to
Better to be alone than in bad company
Lucky at cards, unlucky in love
People living in glass houses should not pelt stones.
If dutty ah deh ah roof tap, yuh barrel ah catch am. A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child.
A stitch in time saves nine. He who sups with the devil should have a long spoon
Never murder a man who is committing suicide
Ask no questions and hear no lies Speak when you are spoken to Everyday is a fresh slate Only time will tell
He who is ABSENT is always in the Wrong A man in love is a fool, and an old man in love is the greatest fool of all. A miss is as good as a mile. Ask no questions and hear no lies
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me. Things are not always what they seem. Nothing is certain but death and taxes Give and spend and God will send A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.
Make love not war
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