D: "It's like Nicolas Cage never even saw Raiders. It's like he doesn't know what movie he's in." M: "Well the sidekick knows what movie he's in." D: "So does Harvey Keitel. So does Christopher Plummer." M: "So what does this movie need?" D: "What this movie needs is Harrison Ford." 2 stars, plus an extra half star because I felt bad for the other actors stuck with a leaden Cage = 2.5 stars.

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