Debbie and I have at last finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows out loud, so you can now talk about it in our presence without us sticking our fingers in the ears and singing "Oh Mickey" at the top of our lungs.
Somehow, we managed to make it all the way through without hearing any spoilers -- you know, that it's Dudley who finally defeats Voldemort, that Ron is really a girl, that Voldemort is actually Harry's father, that the seventh Horcrux is a sled, etc.
That's funny (not ha ha funny) but I have made almost all those same jokes a some point, except I make Hermione a dude! Also, by about page 500 with no solution in sight, I thought HG would suddenly remember Dumbledore leaving her a book, "Killing Voldermot for Dummies", then they would just say the magic words and it would all be over. Then of course, Harry would wake up and explaine to his wife, Susanne Pleshete, about his wonderful wizard dream.
Comment #1 :: link :: August 23, 2007 9:06 AMVoldemort is actually Harry's father
You forgot that Ginny is his twin sister.
Comment #2 :: link :: August 23, 2007 11:18 AMYou forgot that Ginny is his twin sister.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Just picturing that is creepier than Luke and Leia kissing.
Comment #3 :: link :: August 23, 2007 12:10 PMAlso, Hermoine and Ron were only part of Harry's beautiful mind.
And Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans? They're made of people!
Comment #4 :: link :: August 23, 2007 5:01 PM
