Cynical-C is running a series called You Can't Please Everyone featuring the one-star Amazon reviews of classic works. So far they've done Catcher in the Rye, Catch-22, Casablanca, To Kill A Mockingbird, 1984, Zeppelin IV, Schindler's List, Pulp Fiction, and Sgt. Pepper. I think my favorite so far is this review of Are You Experienced :

Are you kidding me. Did Avril Lavigne ever use distortion in her songs? Or how about those wierd sound effect things? Mmhhm, that's whqat I thought. Keeping that in mind, how could anyone in their right mind say that this Hendrix guy is good. You lozerz obviously now nothing about muzik. Some idiots are calling him the best guitar player ever....? HELLO??? That's like saying MTV doesn't play good muzik!!! If you want good guitar, try Avril Lavigne, or, the masters of Metal, Limp Bizkit.

Does MTV even play music any more?

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