I was on the subway yesterday when I overheard two young women talking about the "Illuminati." My ears pricked up. Generally the people who are talking about the Illuminati fall into three categories: Robert Anton Wilson fans; conspiracy theorists; and conspiracy theorists who take Robert Anton Wilson seriously. Which category would they fall into? A few minutes later, though, I overheard the phrase "Angels & Demons" -- I won't link to the book, it was even worse than the DaVinci Code. Damn you, Dan Brown, for ruining my categorization scheme!